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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:15

No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
No way
share office space ...
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can you name an example of bad parenting?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)